Santas Demand Flu Vaccine
Holiday mall Santas see tons of kids over the holiday season, and are asking that they get priority for the vaccine. This makes complete sense, and I hope the Santas get their vaccines — if they don’t it could be bad.
If one kid had the swine and gives it to Santa, about 100 other kids are going to sit on Santas lap and get the swine. Pretty soon Santas everywhere are giving out swine flu and killing mass amounts of young children.
Leaders in the Santa world also claim since most of the Santas are overweight, this greatly increases their risk of getting sick. They’ve also asked that you don’t bring your kid to see Santa if he/she is sick.
“We don’t want any child to go without seeing Santa, but it’s not worth bringing your child to the mall, infecting the Santa and infecting the other children,”
